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2009-12-09 03:21 am

well, it's been a year (that doesn't surprise me)

well, it's been a year (that doesn't surprise me)
jon/ryan, pg, 4,342 words
college au. a story about second chances.
thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ashlein for hand-holding. thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ericaplease and [livejournal.com profile] cmonkatiekatie for most excellent and speedy betas. (and [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub for running the challenge!)
written for [livejournal.com profile] lifeslushlips for the [livejournal.com profile] drawn_to christmas exchange. i hope you like it. there is a distressing lack of porn (and angst), but at least it's a pairing you wanted? and an au! it's technically December 9th, and if I don't do this now, I'll forget before work tomorrow and I'll feel lazy after and it'll be a horrible cycle.
yes, i know, only i would steal a song title from a christmas song by wham. don't judge.

but the very next day )
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2009-07-26 10:58 pm
Entry tags:

give me a moment: commentary version

commentary requested by [livejournal.com profile] ericaplease. the original fic is here. sometimes i like talking about myself, so, fic commentary.

some time at the end of april or beginning of may, jon tweeted brendon saying his parents said it was cool if he spent the night. I had actually forgotten all about that tweet until erica reminded me tonight. lol I remembered the fic, I'd just forgotten the inspiration~ for it. idk. basically, I saw that tweet and was like, omg hs sleepover au! it was going to be short and sweet. and then this happened.

amazondotjon @brendonuriesays my parents said it's cool if I spent the night! )

So that's the end of my commentary. I hope you enjoyed it. ...if you actually made it through. /o\ if you want to suffer through more, you can request it here
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2009-07-26 06:19 pm

A Romance In Five Scenes (The So Much More Than Arithmatic Remix)

A Romance In Five Scenes (The So Much More Than Arithmatic Remix)
brendon/jon, pg, 3561 words
when I was looking through [livejournal.com profile] prettykitty_aya's fic, there were a few that I liked, but I kept going back to this one because I loved the story and I loved the idea of these two guys obviously liking each other but not being able to get their shit together. I wanted to tell the story from Brendon's perspective instead, and I really like the way it came out. The original fic, which you should also read, is here.
Super Cool Jazzed Up Remix Title is from an awesome song by Brooke Fraser.
Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] cheapcrowd, [livejournal.com profile] cmonkatiekatie and [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust.
Mostly I'm posting this here because I'm weird and will go crazy knowing that all of my fic isn't in one place. /o\

cause if i add, if i subtract )

so, there's that!
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2009-07-18 10:37 pm

fic: thought you'd want the same (jon/brendon; post-band break up)

thought you'd want the same
"Brendon," Jon says quietly. "I, uhm. I actually think that if Ryan goes, I'm going too."
jon/brendon; post-band break up; pg; 3,727 words
This is probably not what actually happened. I'm just guessing.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cheapcrowd and [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust for being awesome and betaing this. They make my awkward writing so much better.
I stole the title shameless from the song almost lover by a fine frenzy.

goodbye my hopeless dream )
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2009-07-15 03:20 am

fanboy brendon: coda #1

I was in a shitty mood today, so I mostly wrote this to cheer myself up. It's unbetaed and I basically treated it as comment fic ...only to myself. idek. Just a little addon to the universe that I'm sure to be living in forever. The real fic is here.

(take a picture) it'll last longer
aka; fanboy brendon coda #1
jon is outed, pete thinks he's hilarious and jon and brendon have some angst.
pg, i guess. 3,813 words.
i don't own them. this isn't real.

idek why i'm posting this, tbqh )

so yeah!
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2009-07-11 11:36 pm

FIC: Baby We Did This (Don't Miss It)

Baby We Did This (Don't Miss It)
aka; the fanboy au
Jon is a rockstar, and Brendon is a fan. Wackiness ensues.
by [livejournal.com profile] playfullips
Jon/Brendon, AU, NC-17, 31,392 Words
I don't own them. This is fake. Seriously

Thanks: I have to a moment to thank anyone who has listened to me go on and on about this fic for as long as I have and not told me to shut the fuck up already. Anyone who saw snippets and listened to plot points and encouraged me to go through with this fic. A big big big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cheapcrowd and [livejournal.com profile] beingothrwrldly for betaing this monster of a fic and making my most awkward moments of writing okay, to [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust for her porn-fu and to [livejournal.com profile] ashlein and [livejournal.com profile] vic_ramsey for being my test audience along the way, reading snippets and early versions and everything in between. Love you guys.

A/N: This fic has been a long time coming. It started with a picture and me and a lot of whining that I wanted fic where Brendon was a fan and Jon was a rockstar and then they made out a lot and maybe fell in love. This was over a year ago. Eventually I decided to write myself, and this is the result. I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

For reference:
this is brendon.
this is jon.

part one of three )

part two
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2009-06-13 12:01 am

bandom big bang: suppose we never ever (master post)

Suppose We Never Ever
After Haley breaks it off with Spencer, Brendon helps him get back on his feet. Time passes, and Spencer finds himself seeing Brendon in a different light.
Brendon/Spencer (Spencer/Haley, other background pairings), 23,167 words, rated R

I wasn't going to sign up for Big Bang this year, but I had this idea in the back of my mind, and I knew I could make it happen. There are so many people that helped me along and encouraged me and kept this fic worth reading, so I'm going to take a moment to thank all of them. To my amazing betas, [livejournal.com profile] cheapcrowd, [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust and [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000, who picked apart my grammar and said, "No, THIS IS WRONG. CHANGE IT," whenever they had to. There are points where I feel like they should be given credit for more than just helping out. To anyone else who either saw this and told me it wasn't terrible or helped me out when I was stuck, thank you so much. You guys made this fic what it is. To anyone reading, any mistakes left are mine.

I also want to thank [livejournal.com profile] beingothrwrldly for the amazing fanmix. It's so perfect, and the songs are so spot on. I STILL can't stop listening to it. You rock so hard. One more thanks to [livejournal.com profile] leatherteal for the gorgeous art that she did for this story. It's everything I could have wanted, so perfect. You guys are the best mixer/artist I could have asked for!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
bonus material

It's technically the 13th, right? I mean, it's after midnight.
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2009-06-11 09:49 pm

bandom big bang: suppose we never ever 1/3

Suppose We Never Ever 1/3
Brendon/Spencer (Spencer/Haley, other background pairings)
23,167 words, rated R

suppose we never ever 1/3 )

part 2
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2009-05-09 02:15 pm

for my partner in dbaggery on her birthday

as things change
basically, four people brendon didn't hook up with, and one that he did.
featuring: panic at the disco (bonus brent!), chris carrabba and justin long (!) (brendon/spencer)
for [livejournal.com profile] ericaplease on her most important 21st birthday. ILU, erica sue. please accept this gift in the form of unbetaed fic.
idk, i totally just pulled this title from the song playing RIGHT NOW. I hope you like it.
don't own them.

sorry, i wrote this in, like, 2 hours. :| )
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2009-05-03 06:50 pm

fic: give me a moment, jon/brendon, r, au

Give Me a Moment
The story of two boys, sleepovers, crushes, one tiny gay crisis and lots of making out.
Jon/Brendon, high school au, r, 9442 words
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ericaplease for the awesome beta job. This fic would probably suck without her telling me to fix things. Title stolen shamelessly from Charlotte Sometimes. Warning: underaged sort-of porn, non-famous family members, cuteness. The sleepover twitter happened, I went to write random sleepover makeouts, and this happened instead. Sorry.
I disclaim. This is not real. This never happened. This is all an illusion. If you're in this, I apologize.

amazondotjon @brendonuriesays my parents said it's cool if I spent the night! )

I'm sorry. /o\
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2009-02-09 05:49 pm

birthday boyfriend fic for miranda

do you see what i see
wherein ryan is kind of (really) oblivious and brendon and spencer are adorable boyfriends.
for one of my favorite people in the world, [livejournal.com profile] cheapcrowd, on her birthday. I hope it's to your liking.

happy birthday, miranda, have some titleless fic )
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2009-01-09 12:21 am

(no subject)

I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust, who gave me the idea last night when I was whining about not being motivated to write anything.

all bets are off
jon, brendon/spencer
i don't own them. we've discussed this.

jon thinks it's fate )

idk, whatever. FIRST FIC OF 2009? :D?
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2008-12-18 12:26 am

now, before i melt away (panic gen, g)

so ...I wrote fic where Brendon is a snowman? idek.

now, before i melt away
brendon is a snowman. he comes to life.
disclaimed: i don't own panic, and i don't think brendon is actually a living snowman. sorry if you're represented in this fic and are offended. just try not to google yourself next time.
so very rated g, gen.
beta'd by my faaavorite person, [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust. I was in a pissy mood today, and I was at the grocery store, and this song played on the intercom. I suddenly felt like this fic was necessary to life. Clearly, no logic was used in the writing of this fic.

with a corncob pipe and a button nose )

I don't think I'm going to xpost this, but it's unlocked? idk. Maybe.
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2008-12-17 07:46 pm

make my wish come true (brendon/spencer, pg)

Make My Wish Come True
Brendon and Spencer make popcorn garland?
disclaimed: I don't own them. It'd be really amazing if this was happening as we speak, but I highly doubt it.
betaed by [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust. I posted this about a week ago, flocked and unbetaed, but I guess Julia thought it was worth crossposting? So she whipped it into shape for me, and here you go. Adorable Brendon/Spencer Christmas fic.

lol, I fail at titles. It's a Christmas fic, so I stole it from a Christmas song, SO SUE ME. (Actually don't. I'm really poor.)

fa la la la la )

the end*

Now I need to muster up the energy to actually, like, crosspost it.

*and then they had sex.
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2008-12-11 01:18 am

brendon/spencer holiday prompt fic

Second prompt fic! IDK, friends locked. Whatever. It's not beta'd or anything. It just sort of ...is. It got away from me a little. /o\ It'd probably be even longer if I didn't fail at porn?

for [livejournal.com profile] natacup82 who wanted brendon/spencer christmas fic, and also [livejournal.com profile] fiddleyoumust who gave me the whole popcorn garland idea when I said I had no clue what to do about the whole christmas thing for these guys.
disclaimed: i do not own. this did not happen. sadly, brendon and spencer are probably not boyfriends irl. :(
i said this was too cute and Julia said that's not possible. I think she was WRONG, but. oh well.

I have developed an oddly in depth history for Brendon and Spencer. Sadly that is not included in this little fic. Sorry guys. :(

'You've got to be kidding me,' Spencer says. Brendon opens his eyes and looks up at Spencer. 'I was gone for 15 minutes, and you've already taken over the couch and fallen asleep?' )

uhm ...and then they had sex? the end! :D
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2008-11-26 07:44 pm

the chances of feeling (brendon urie/zac efron)

the chances of feeling
brendon urie/zac efron, (lol actually it's more Brendon and Zac Efron, there's no like. whatever.)
pg, lol (sorry, sonia. you still love me, right?)
long authors notes where I explain the insanity and BTW ask them how hard I fought against writing this, seriously. )

wherein: Brendon meets a Disney star that he most definitely doesn't know anything about, his bandmates mock him a lot and there are pancakes. And it's some time in 2009.

i claim no responsibility for this, as it was mainly planned by Emily (and Sonia, a little) in an epic text conversation. )


Uhm, lol flocked. I am not posting this publicly. :( Maybe I'll change my mind later, but who knows. Now is that not that later. lol, unlocked it. I am over the shame, I guess.

I am feeling so shamed right now, so don't say a WORD, flist. DON'T SAY A WORD. I DID IT FOR THE JON/BRENDON FIC. D: