now, before i melt away (panic gen, g)

so ...I wrote fic where Brendon is a snowman? idek.

now, before i melt away
brendon is a snowman. he comes to life.
disclaimed: i don't own panic, and i don't think brendon is actually a living snowman. sorry if you're represented in this fic and are offended. just try not to google yourself next time.
so very rated g, gen.
beta'd by my faaavorite person, fiddleyoumust. I was in a pissy mood today, and I was at the grocery store, and this song played on the intercom. I suddenly felt like this fic was necessary to life. Clearly, no logic was used in the writing of this fic.

( with a corncob pipe and a button nose )

I don't think I'm going to xpost this, but it's unlocked? idk. Maybe.